win and tonic

GO HERRING!!

Nice hair.

Parp.

My bff can’t ride a bike.

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New hat?  Thought so.

GAY!

Sonic Ears and Laser Eyes tried to get to the Naan Breads with the power of Window Osmosis.

“GET UP YOU LAZY ASS!!  My god we can walk from the day we’re born…this species is going no where I tell you.”

This tiny child stole my cigarettes.  So I drop-kicked him into next week.

“GOT IT.”

Youtube comment for the Michelle video.  I think I’m gonna kill myself now if these people are gonna be driving the buses and operating the x-ray machines of the future.

Only 2 things on this list I disagree with.  This kid could teach ‘Cool for Guys’ in a night class.