win and tonic

Amusing lay egg gold tooth duck

Because God has seen what is in your locker Mr Awesome.

Hey Bill…what’s your favourite animal?  Hey Bill…what’s that on your arm?  Hey Bill…how come you’re wearing a neck-brace?  Hey Bill…

Waking up with an emo next to you is pretty shame

It does give me a tingle in my bottom

Homeschooling doesn’t work

Babies ought to shave

“I have all morning been combing my hair.  I do yours now?”

“I’m taking a lover”

Sometimes I just get so relaxed walking along the beach, I just have to shove my hand in my pants.

Get out the tree Elephant.  Dickhead.

NAUGHTY GIRL!

I honestly believe this is happening every time I hear a noise outside my window where my bike is locked up.  Stupid bears.  Always stealing my bike.

MY MOUSE ARRIVED YEAH!

I’m telling mum